Jersey Shore' season 5 premiere: Back to Seaside Heights, yeah!

"My bed is actually my bed as well as I peed inside it last year, so who may wish to sleep in which bed? " -- Snooki

As well as we thought scripted tv was dead.

Anyone who tuned set for "Jersey Shore's" period 5 premiere knows that's so false. What with all of the manufactured drama as well as probably prompted one-liners as well as non-stop cast-member tweeting throughout the broadcast, it was hard to obtain a spontaneous moment within edgewise.

Still, there has to be something magical regarding Seaside Heights, D. J., because -- dang this -- we had been totally sucked back into the drama, manufactured or even not. Honestly, just how can a die-hard "Jersey Shore" enthusiast resist the siren phone of GTL, Ron Ron Liquid, the duck phone and all of the familiar kitsch which made this alternative reality so addictive to begin with?

The action had been predictable: There had been GTL (fitness center, tan, laundry). Snooki consumed pickle juice. The crew checked in in the Shore Shop where they will be "working" again with regard to another season. Grenades had been dropped.

Same using the action: In the carry-over from period 4, the Situation continues to be trying to reveal Snooki for starting up with him at some time in the fuzzy past while she's busy attempting to keep her sweetheart, Gionni, from discovering. And, honestly, we're with Snooki right here -- Mike must move on; which story line is actually played out. Even the addition from the Unit (are all the Situation's BFF's called "The [insert Madlib here]? ") -- that supposedly witnessed Snooki as well as Mike's hook-up -- did not do much to dial in the drama. We like Paul better when he is creeping on girls and taking a look at himself in the actual mirror.

In truth, there was an excellent scene in the actual premiere when Mike and also the Unit come home in the club and become their post-party clothing -- stripping down before each other as well as spritzing themselves along with body spray.

"This is the way the Situation treats girls he's attempting to smoosh, " states Sammi. "Is he attempting to smoosh the Device? "

We wondered the same.

Meanwhile, Vinny misses their family and he really wants to go home. He spends the majority of the first episode mooning throughout the house and we understand it's serious simply because he's wearing their glasses. He does attempt to lift himself from his funk through going out around town, but alas, discovers himself surrounded through grenades. We know -- thanks in order to Snooki's "Tonight Show" look -- that Vinny is going to be exiting stage left sometime prior to the season ends. However will he, such as Angelina Pivarnick (also known as "The Staten Isle Ferry"), stay gone or keep returning, like Sammi or even an STD?

The majority of the cast was busy tweeting as the episode aired. 1 surreal moment: As the "Devil Inside" "Jersey Shore" tie-in advert was running upon MTV, J-WOWW tweeted "Omfg! I wanna begin to see the devil inside ahhhhhhhhh. inch

Ahhhhh! We can't wait until in a few days.

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